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"Not Yet Dawn" - (TIME: Dawn) [03 Feb 2010|02:27am]

illuins_lair
Title: ”Not Yet Dawn”
Author: illuins_lair
Fandom:
Lotrips/rpf
Pairing:
Elijah (/Orlando) – Elijah´s POV
Rating:
PG13? For uh.. pillows?
Summary:
Elijah doesn´t really sleep, it wasn´t really a kiss, and Orlando doesn´t really know.
Warnings:
Pillowy pillow talk. Seriously. A little denial-angsty? I don´t understand warnings anyway. Nobody dies, ok. That´s it. =)
Disclaimer:
I don´t own people or places, just my brain wherein this took place. No money made. No pillows were hurt in the process.
A/N 1:
Written partially for orlijah_month 2010, inspired by First!Kiss-prompt #1 which was a drabble and thus – like always, illudes me.. *gah!again*
2: Also written for my dear little prompt-table-project at 12_stories : Table#04 – TIME, Prompt #08 - DAWN
3: Have tried to capture sleeplessness and glimpses and something else that I don´t really know how to describe. The hidden-beneath-stuff. The floating limits and complexity of personality/persona. The layers of feelings.
4 – last one, promise! : Unbeta´d. Shoot me not, I had no choice; it was in my head early morning and now it wants to fly!

Almost Morning But Not Yet...
the lonely one

drunk!Fic: "Slightly Delirious" (written for orlijah_month2010) [29 Jan 2010|09:48pm]

illuins_lair
Title: "Slightly Delirious"
Author:
illuins_lair
Pairing: 
Como Agua Para Chocolate, para siempre... Teh Prettyiness of Pretty. Light Versus Dark... oh thou cerulean sky.. (wtf nevermind) =P
Warnings:
Lipgloss. Peanuts. Jellybeans. Abuse of the word Tequila & muses´ love for the word “Fuck”.
Rating:
PG13 for tequila- kisses and too high bar counters.
Disclaimer:
None of the people mentioned herein have absolutely never been drunk IRL. And if they have, I will not know how fun that would be. *cries*  Thing is; I don´t know if Liv fancies Gabbana, if Dom likes to play with straws, if Elijah has a secret list, If Ian feels young, If Billy has measured the height of a bar, or if Orlando ever had jellybean-legs. Clearly; I don´t know shit, except maybe the joys and trials of tequila. The rest is a glorious lie with the purpose to shamelessly entertain feed ev0l & pervy fangirls with innocent!actor´s public personas. What? Other people watch soap operas damnit!
Summary:
Liv has heels. Dom is not Jimi Hendrix. Orlando has logistic issues. Elijah drinks everything almost once. Billy can´t juggle. Ian is neither really young nor really arrogant.
And the last thing anyone is going to remember;  is the tequila-race. Right?

Beta:
lisabellex   - who kicked my ass or I would have buried myself in bitten nails. *squishes & thanks*
A/N: Any grammatical errors and crossinvented-sliced!up words belongs to the drunkards appearing in this story. I´m innocent! Since everyone in their own state of mind drove me completely nutz with their twists and takes on a complete shitfaced evening a long time ago, they´ll have to share the grammar-burden. (They are all still slightly hangover´d btw). Hallelujah.
Weird things happen these days and I blame it all on the damn tequila and too much Orlijah-goodies to taste this month! STOP DISTRACTING ME!  (Also, I´m so tired of the tequila-word right now that I´m considering never drink it again. The real one, not the word. On the other hand that might be to go too far.)

I´m having a headdesk-relationship with my writings for orlijah_month   --->> *This* initially started out to be a First!Kiss-drabble from where it very early on clearly took the shape of a non-drabble instead (just to piss me off) and refused to cooperate until it now has found its place – purring, in the bootylicious Dance!Orlijah- prompt #22. Not that there is much actual dancing going on, but yeah. Peace is achieved. Oh-yay! Drunk!Fic =D



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the lonely one

[11 Jul 2009|04:39pm]

ayusfiction
Title: Beta, the blessed. 2/?

Characters:
Character List For Reference )

Pairing: Christian/Orlando. Jake/Orlando.

Summary:
In this world's society, the Gods had placed three genders on Earth, the males, females and the beta males. And this is the story of one of the blessed ones, the beta males.

Rating: R.

Warnings (if applicable): AU! Slash! Possible/future Mpreg!

Disclaimer: Not mine. :(

Beta:
</a></b></a>vigorli_addict Thank you so much, luv! It was indeed great help and I learnt plenty from my mistakes. Thank you so much!

All Chapters are available here.



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the lonely one

Decolouring Emotions - "Into The Blue Out Of The Blue" 1/? [03 Jul 2009|12:05am]

illuins_lair

Title: "Into The Blue Out Of The Blue"
Part:  1/? *hard to tell isn´t it, since muses add stuff along the process..*
Series: "Decolouring Emotions"
Author
: illuins_lair
Pairing: Orlijah
Rating: PG(?) in this piece
Summary: Orlando translates blueness..
Disclaimer: Made from fairy-whispers and therefore not really true unless you believe in fairies.
A/N:
Sprung from a general fascination of varieties in explaining emotions, so I tried this time to base it on colours.
Unbeta´d so mistakes could be present. No excuse for that, just wanted to get rid of it. Brain is occupied and overcooked. Have mercy.

"In The Beginning There Was Only Light.."


the lonely one

[28 Jun 2009|12:14pm]

ayusfiction
Title: Beta, the blessed.

Characters: Orlando Bloom. Christian Bale.

Pairing: Orlando/Christian. Various others you may encounter along the way.

Summary:
In this world's society, the Gods had placed three genders on Earth, the males, females and the beta males. And this is the story of one of the blessed ones, the beta males.

Rating: R.

Warnings (if applicable): AU! Slash! Possible/future Mpreg!

Disclaimer: Not mine. :(



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the lonely one

"Say Yes" [25 Jun 2009|10:44pm]

illuins_lair

Title: “Say Yes”

Author: illuins_lair

Pairing: Orlando/OMC (who is it? I want to know)

Rating: NC-17

Summary: It’s just a simple word and Orli has forgotten the rest..

Disclaimer: No I don’t own anybody, it’s just my poor head that is temporarily possessed, and No – money haven’t been made from this twisted brain-activity.

A/N: Un-beta´d so all mistakes are mine (and I blame it on the muses that forced me to write it down; not shutting up even once, nor listening to any attempts of grammar-correction.)

Also the Orli-muse didn’t tell me who he’s being the Yes-man with. If anyone gets a clue – please let me know..

Say Yes..

the lonely one

Reversed Cruci-fiction [31 May 2009|04:15pm]

illuins_lair
( You are about to view content that may only be appropriate for adults. )
the lonely one

In The Eye Of The Beholder [31 May 2009|04:40am]

illuins_lair
Title: “In the eye of the beholder”
Author: illuins_lair
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah, (Viggo)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Feelings between men are dangerous, are they not?
Summary: Orlando and Elijah are unaware of the language between them. Viggo translates through his senses...
Disclaimer 1: Yes I´m the ultimate observer. I have seen it happen and I know it all. Only in my head of course. Please don´t sue my brain, it is all I have. Sadly no money made from it either.
Disclaimer 2: I don´t know if sculptured bedsheets are something Viggo would ever come up with. But if that is the case, I most definitely would like to have one.
A/N: Beta´ed by the amazing randomdarling (Special Thanks and a sculpture all for you..)

"In the eye of the beholder"
the lonely one

Then and now 1/1 [14 Nov 2008|11:57pm]

obvmluver
Title: Then and now
Author:obvmluver
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: R, methinks
Summary: A tiny sparkle of light in the middle of clouds and rain led to something wonderful.
Warnings: Cursing, yelling...
Disclaimer: I don't know the them, nor do I make any profit.
Archive: My memories, so PLEASE DON'T STEAL.
Author’s Notes: This is caused by a plot bunny bite. It created an itch that couldn't be scratched without writing it. Phew. I also want to thank littlegreenleaf who beta read this for me and kindly pointed out mistakes I had made. *luvs ya to bits*


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the lonely one

FIC:The face inside, VO,NC-17 [31 Jul 2008|03:58pm]

loveless_l
Title: The Face Inside
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: NC-17
Summary: almost ten years after the filming of the LOTR trilogy, things are no longer what they used to be
Warnings: BEWARE!: foul sexual language and disconcerting imagery, a very fucked-up Orlando, drug-use, fragmented speech and thought

He’s not going to wonder what happened last night. This will only make him more nauseous.
the lonely one

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